(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via fake-mermaid)

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via happiest)

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via fake-mermaid)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

(via orgasm)

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

(via happiest)

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

(via happiest)

I have worked too hard for too long to get here, and I am NOT going to jeopardize it for some garbage boy who got lucky! Got it?

(via trikydevil)

that shit don’t even sound right

African American proverb (via cuntyhunty-y)

(via kindasuperficial)

aluminates:

pie crust porn

(via moments-of-breaking)

No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

Anonymous  (via sweetfilthpig)

Things men don’t understand #28464

(via izcon)

(via happiest)

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

(via orgasm)