(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
who keeps clogging the toilet
realest shit ever.
Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.
Read it over.
Let those words resonate in your mind.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
when mom says dinners ready
ur gonna be okay
go put some PJ’s in the dryer, take a long shower, put on ur warm jammies, and crawl into bed with some tea and a good book
because you are gonna be okay
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services